 
3001
CAST: Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph,
Dax Shepard, Mike Judge
Private Joe Bowers, the definition
of "average American", is selected by the
Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation
program, set 1,000 years in the future.
The purpose of the program set up by the Pentagon, called
the "Human Hibernation Project," is designed
so that the military can save their best men for when
they're needed most. According to the officers heading
the project, too many times the talents and expensive
training of the best pilots and soldiers go to waste
during times of peace. So they enlist Bowers (Wilson),
the most under-achieving average guy they've got, to
be the test subject for the initial hibernation experiment.
Also participating in the top-secret
program is Rita (Rudolph), a prostitute who agreed to
take part in exchange for dropping some criminal charges
against her, among other things. Of course, the experiment,
which was to last only a year, goes under due to the
arrest of Officer Collins, who is busted for heading
a prostitution ring. Seeing as though he was in charge
of the experiment, one of the only ones who knew of
its existence, and "due to a lot of top-secret
red tape... and the massive scandals and base closure
that followed, Joe and Rita were forgotten about. When
Joe wakes 1000 years later, he discovers a society so
incredibly dumb-down that he's easily the most intelligent
person alive.
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